NO! GoBacon is not a dog treat, they are human treats! But man's best friend here wants you to be happy so like a faithful pal he's just delivering some holiday cheer.
Here's the deal...we know that parents aren't supposed to have favorites. Not that we think of our amazing uncured bacon jerky as our children, cause that's just weird (and we're not weird or anything). It's just so spicy sweet and delicious. In fact, studies show that vegetarians who try GoBacon Sriracha jerky become carnivores for life (studies are not yet published). We'll let you judge for yourself. Just be good to our little baby. Oh, and please don't tell MAPLE.
Yeah, we figured out how to make this healthy snack taste like Christmas breakfast...and it's amazing. Its bacon jerky with all natural maple flavoring for heaven's sake. It's like having angels dance on your tongue.
It 100% speaks for itself, but Joe Schmoe in marketing told us we need to explain it with words. Everything is all natural and tastes insane. It's gluten free. It's also full of protein and healthy fats, the perfect formula for when you're adventuring in the great outdoors and doing whatever you claim to do on social media (haha). How do you like them words, Joe?
Oh, and it makes for a great stocking stuffer BTW. We've barely been able to keep up with the orders from the North Pole.