SRIRACHA Bacon Jerky Snack
Parents aren't supposed to have favorites, but ours is our sriracha. Not that we think of our delicious uncured bacon jerky as our children, cause that's just weird (and we're not weird or anything). Its just so spicy and sweet and delicious! In fact, studies show that vegetarians who try this stuff become carnivores forever (studies are not yet published). We will let you judge for yourself, just be good to our little baby sriracha. Oh, and please don't tell Maple.
What else is there to say? It really does speak for itself. We literally have to lock it up at the office, because otherwise the team here will eat it all and we are left with zero inventory to ship to you. We're only writing content here because Joe Schmoe in Marketing told us we needed to try to sell people on this stuff. So, here we go...
We understand that finding healthy snacks with a proper balance of fats, proteins and carbohydrates can be daunting. GoBacon makes it easy for you with our all natural, small batch, handcrafted bacon jerky snacks packed with the nutrients you need. And to make it even better, it tastes amazing! No offense to anyone, but this isn't your regular dry, tough jerky...its soft and moist and full of flavor. We'll tell you right up front that it's not embarrasing at all if you lick the inside of the bag once the bacon is gone, it's completely socially acceptable and considered proper etiquette, so go ahead and get after it! (just assume nobody is watching). And to add a little balance to your life, you might consider chasing the tasty Sriracha with a bag of our Maple GoBacon jerky, it's equally decilious and will add a little sweet to your spice (and who can't use a little bit of that?). Combo packs are available here on the site so we recommend that you simply commit and order both. And that's not a sales pitch, more so that we just want you to be happy and well rounded (unlike Joe if we're honest).
GoBacon sriracha jerky is free from added Nitrates, Nitrites and preservatives. It has 30% less fat than traditionally prepared bacon (but don't worry KETO lovers, still a healthy amount of fat and proteins).
It truly is the perfect formula for when you're adventureing in the great outdoors and doing whatever else you claim to do on social media.
How do you like them words, Joe?
So order some of our sriracha bacon jerky today and see what all of the fuss is about.